... a party to celebrate 34 and 40 years since the beginning of the latest incarnations of Sean West Wispy and Dave Onion respectively. While our existence may be inconsequential to most (and of course profoundly insignificant in a Universal sense), we feel that the day we were spawned has had an enormous influence on both of our lives. So much so that we feel it merits a day free from capitalist exploitation and boring discussions about presidential candidates.  

Instead:

Don't go to work and demand full holiday pay.

Join us for extensive unmoderated and irreverent discussions which acutely address whimsical topics in spontaneously formed grouplets.   

Be prepared for feasting, dancing, drinking and dialectics.

See the view of Sunoco refinery's soon to be extinguished flames from our roof.

If you consider bringing gifts, consider social gifts such as generous plates of food, collectively consumable refreshments (such as a keg of homebrew) or performance art.

Most importantly, if you made any other plans that night, feel confident to cancel them.

We will be gathering from 8pm till dawn at 5236 Chester Ave.
for more info, see: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/October_1