Now is the time often referred to as Penn Christmas. I would like to note that the term is WRONG. The period of lumpen celebration (also celebrated by fully employed and exploited aspiring lumpen) and unintentional potlatch is correctly to be known as "Cornucopia". No other term is correct. "Penn Christmas", an incorrect term invented by pro-Christmas Christian Christmas apologists is to be immediately discontinued. Jesus and God are a bourgeois hoax as well as their  ridiculous birth story. Please set your spellcheckers to auto-correct this term immediately!

So in the spirit of Cornucopia, I'm posting a wish list for our house and myself. Please add your own Cornucopia wishes in the form of comments or edit this post!

We need:

Forks
Functioning and tiny web enabled audio device for kitchen
Clean and beautiful shower curtains
Small and elegant coffee cups
Pasta
Cereal